bark arse 2

MAGNETICAL AUDIO LAMEN OF BARK ARSE THE DOG

Against the Braincuff and the Autocthon
For the consolation of those that are afflicted with the braincuff, a most efficacious Archidox, without cause it excelleth all other remedies: Though falsely thought incurable, if any one be in any manner taken with this Disease, let them thus do.
R§ of pure Rotational vortex 118db. of sweet Barking 12 tbsp. of Yorkshire pudding batter
Both vortex and Barkform ought be most purely refined with special care that the formants are preserved without artefact. Likewise should the vortex be untainted and it's instability preserved. Softly as the sun sets, disappear under the earth for a while. In the same hour, calculated according to the ear, take the offending propaganda or legislation and set into oscillation, which should be done when Venus is in Tesco. A void will magically appear between the Barkform and the vortex and the egoic concatention will by graduation become nascent and ridiculous. Forthwith pour the mixture out, the head wil be dissolved in the mess, which sould be disposed of according to local environmental standards. The pudding batter may be diluted to taste, decanted into a vacuum flask and placed on an inaccesible shelf as a memonic. Under no circumstance should this decoction be taken orally.