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Salutations venerable Bark Arse, haw hound of Hades and master of the subtle art of anal alchemy. I have endeavoured to render unto the reader in the fashion of English, the wondrous physick of thy lovely turds and the mysterious operations of mankind's disgusting behaviour. Although it may not be as finely accoutred and dressed in contemporanus garb-age as to suit every capricious, critical or crapulent fancy, it is presently the only means by which the repulsive and magical recipes of Bark Arse can be made known to an ignorant and confused constituency. I doubt not that you have been made the object of divers invectives from the common college of colonic irrigators, who derive their recipes from a Gordonodons' or a Greyspams' probatum.. But as this infamous canine has made irrationality and everyday psychedelia his greatest guide, in such wise I am assured you do and disregard the calumnies and defecations of his malefactors. Sir or Madam, this Treatise presents you with the rare and offensive secrets of anal alchemy and the miraculous cures of policy and doctrines of our time. | ||
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