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AGAINST THE NEWS BULLETIN AND THE IN-DEPTH REPORT. | ||
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The first signs to note in this disease is the bad temper and the self-righteous foment. those suffering this infirmity will proceed to rant about an imponderable firmament of news related issues ranging from the threat of error, through the balance of payments deficit to the cruel and vicious manner in which they will despatch all perceived perpetrators. In these cases it is essential to act quickly to remove the cause of the disease, for although the broadcast media exists as a planetary miasma, a lamen may be cast so as to serve as an off-switch, fortuitously it also manifests a flush-sluice for printed contamination such as the red-top. THE OFF-SALVE Of galium 'arse'nide, 3 molecules. Of baco-foil, 1 sheet. Of solder 2 blobs. Let them all be melted together in a pint of full moon; then pour them out and fashion a plate of what latitude you will. Remove from heat. When planet Z is in next door's house; let the signs and charachters be engraven arse-wise and topsiturvy. Then display the backside to the sun. Allow the fouled spirit and fumes to pass into a chamber pot that should be situate below. Presently there will remain no information and harmony will be restored. Ponder on this, for it contains hid a mystery. | ||
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