IMPRACTICAL CATS

I'm not having it. It's high time the authorities in this country

took action against the cat-lovers' brigade.

Forget that old chestnut about global warm-ing, it's these vermin

and their irresponsible owners that are the cause of our once

great nations malaise.

What's needed is a comprehensive crackdown on the lot of them.

And don't start me on the disgusting smell of barbecues now that

summer is on the way.

tw, Asbo-regis.

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